http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chMZZC0momg

Now I don't know if you've tried locating Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking load of crap,
It's a xxxxxx if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a taxi to the arse in the world was more than 100 pound,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking thing as a fecking flight for 50p,