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I know I shouldn`t have done this, but I am almost 88,just saying!,
and I was in the fast food drive-trough this morning and the young lady
behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because
I was taking too long to place mu order while I was fumbling with the
coupons.
So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I`d done, because as we moved up she leaned out of her window and waved to me and mouthed „Thank you”,
obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window, I shoved them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she had to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again.

Don`t blow your horn at old people; they have been around a long time.

WISDOM OF THE LATE PHYLLIS DILLER

As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Housework can`t kill you, but why take a chance?
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THAT'S LIFE

1. Once all villagers decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy come
with umbrella.
That`s FAIT.

2. When you throw babies in the air, they laugh because they know you
will catch them.
That`s TRUST.

3. Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the
next morning.
That`s HOPE.

4. We plan big things for tomorrow. In spite of zero knowledge of the
future.
That`s CONFIDENCE.

5. We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have
children.
That`s LOVE.

6. On an old man`s shirt was written a sentence; `I am 80 years old;
I am sweet 16 with 64 years experience„
That`s ATTITUDE.

GOOD FRIENDS ARE THE RARE JEWELS OF LIFE.
DIFFICULT TO FIND AND IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE!
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JUSTICE AMERICAN STYLE:

In a trail in small southern small town of Tennessee the prosecuting
attorney called his first witness to the stand: a grandmother, elderly
woman.
He approached her asked, „Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, „Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I`ve known you since you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat oh your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you`re a big shot when you haven`t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, hi pointed to
across the room and asked, „Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney? She again replied, ”Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking
problem. He can`t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state of Tennessee.
Not to mention he cheated on his with three different woman.
Yes, I know him.„
The defence attorney almost died! At this point, the judge brought the
Courtroom to silence, called both counsellors to the bench, and in a
very quiet voice said, ”If either of you bustards asks her if she
knows me, you`ll be jailed for contempt.„”